I came across this website “Texts from last night” the other day. They are a bunch of sexting/drunk texts. I thought you would like to read some of the texts sent into the site. Some of them are very funny and a bit on the adult side of thing so caution should be used when view by under 18’s. But Enjoy them. I have included just some of the texts below.
About Texts From Last Night – Texts From Last Night (TFLN) was founded in February 2009 by two friends for reasons that may or may not include: the tendency to press send more easily as the night turns to morning, friends’ social habits, disgraced government officials, exes, law school, closing down bars and leaving tabs open, general debauchery and/or a common disgust for all the negativity surrounding the ‘sexting’ phenomenon… click here to see the site.
Best Nights of All Time
- i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…
- i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
- and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
- i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…
- I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Worst Nights of All Time
- So I went on a date with this girl…and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn’t tell me about to afford my bday present.
- I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there…and? RIP clitoris
- dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
- ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
- Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs….Two?….Two.
Best of the Rest
- She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
- all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ”our parents fucked on the same day!”
- He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
- he came in the shower with me…i thought it was going to be nice and romantic…until he started peeing on my leg.
- woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
