Sports Commentator Bloopers


In the wake of the Andy Gray and Richard Keys affair in the last few weeks on sky sports, we have decided to add this page showing just some of the other sport commentator bloopers that is out there. Below are just some of the funniest Sports Commentator Bloopers.

Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
“This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator:
“This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

Grand Prix Race Announcer:
“The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it  which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back.”

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” (Winston Bennett)

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.” (Terry Venables)

“I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.” (Ron Atkinson)

“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer.” (David Acfield)

“And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.” (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

“For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown” (Snooker commentator)

Ringside Boxing Analyst:
“Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing – but none of them really that serious.”

Baseball announcer:
“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

Basketball analyst:
“He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

Metro Radio, College Football:
“Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

US Open TV Commentator:
“One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.  Oh my God, what have I just said?”

Rugby Commentator: “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.”

Weathergirl Becky Mantin talking about the snow to Trevor mcDonald: “So Trevor, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night? Oh, hell! Are we still on air?”

Golf Commentator on caddy Fanny Sunneson: “Some weeks Nick Faldo likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to play with himself.”

Running commentator: “Paula has a quick look between her legs and likes what she sees.”

Motor Racing commentator: “What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?”
James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix

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